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Elizabeth: "Robert this is a dog?!"
Romano: "Correction, Lizzie, this is my dog"
Carol: "A jar of milk? Oh, GOD, Malucci!"
Dave: "Hey, Chief am I a yuppie?"
Kerry: "No, but you will be when you grow up."
Romano is interviewing Benton about his interest in the attending position.
Romano: Where else have you applied?
Benton: What?
Romano: Where else have you applied?
Benton: You cant ask me that.
Romano: Ohh no, someone call the interview police!
Romano: Hold the elevator! Lizzie, you going down?
Elizabeth: Up, actually.
Romano: Up's fine.
Luka carries a girl into a frenzied ER, and a lose oxygen tank shoots by them and lodges itself in the wall.
Luka: Have you ever been to the circus?
Little Girl: No
Luka: You have now.
Mark is at the batting cages.
Elizabeth: So this is what American males do to vent their anger.
Mark: Figured a Romano/Weaver double homicide would be overkill.
Elizabeth complains when Romano asks her to show a reporter around.
Romano: Look at you, look at me. Who would you rather spend an hour with?
Elizabeth: You have a point.
Dave: What happened?
Peter: He coded.
Lily: Dr. Benton called it.
Dave: What? You called it?
Peter: That's usuall what I do when a patient dies.
Dave's trying to find out about Weaver's limp.
Randi: Don't look at me. Ask Carter, he lived with her.
Dave: Really?
Randi: Mmmmhmmm.
Dave: Is it true you lived with Weaver?
Carter: In her basement.
Dave: She kept you in the basement?
Carter: She was my landlady.
Dave: Oooh, right. So when your landlady came down to 'collect rent', you must have seen her leg.
Carter: Go away, Dave.
Carter: I'm afraid that we're going to have to cut it off.
Mom and Dad: What?!
Carter: The zipper. I meant the zipper.
To Cleo...
Mark: Call the attending, tell them you're Kerry Weaver. That usuall scares someone down.
To Mark, when Carter gets back from rehab.
Carter: I'm gone for a couple of weeks, you guys are engaged, Chen's pregnant, Malucci's blonde, and I can't seem to remember my locker combination.
Mark: There are no small patients Dr. Carter.
Dave: What about dwarves?
Susan: Kovac, you're late.
Luka: Blame my alarm clock.
Susan: Oh yeah, what's her name?
Romano: Lizzie, get your ass in here!
Elizabeth: I've lost my wedding ring.
Romano: Oh, boo hoo! This guy's about to lose a leg! I'd say 'chop chop' but that would be in extremely bad taste!
Kerry: I heard you punched a doctor today Gallant
Gallant: Yes, I punched Pratt.
Kerry: In that case I'll let it go.
Carter and Abby are yelling over the helicopter sounds on the roof.
Carter: I want to Marry you!
Abby: What?
Carter: I want to Marry you.
Abby: So your proposing
Carter: Yeah
Abby: Youre crazy!
Carter: Then I'll fit right in!
After Carter attempts carrying Abby away from a bar.
Carter: You bit me!
Abby: You dropped me!
Abby: Forget superman, I'll take Mark Greene
Carter: If I knew you felt that way I would have shaved my head a long time ago
Kerry: Carol!
Carol: Oh! You scared me.
Kerry: Yeah, I do that to a lot of people.
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